19. History Major. Author/Poet. Part time dancer. GoT/ASoIaF, American Horror Story, Supernatural, Teen Wolf.

 

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

orchidmantid:

completed environment illustrations of the inventor and the terraribot!!! that sure was a fun allnighter. i’d like to color these once school is out tomorrow!

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

(Source: knightlyapparition)

ilvalentinos:

hundred years, hundred more,
some day we may see
a woman king, sword in hand
swing at some evil and bleed

hundred years, hundred more
some day we may see
a woman king, bloodshot eye
thumb down and starting to weep

for woman kings who are also symbols, for bleeding women in battered armour who are also glimmering idols worshiped by thousands. for priest-queens and woman kings, who are the same.

(Source: vinebox)

squigglydigg:

lennythereviewer:

demonic-lionfish:

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magnacarterholygrail:

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WELL THEN

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MY LIFE IS SAVED HOLY SHIT ON A CRACKER FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

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or all of my college friends!

hoLY SHIT

sansastarck:

Some instinct made her lift her hand and cup his cheek with her fingers. The room was too dark for her to see him, but she could feel the stickiness of the blood, and a wetness that was not blood. “Little bird,” he said once more, his voice raw and harsh as steel on stone. Then he rose from the bed. Sansa heard cloth ripping, followed by the softer sound of retreating footsteps.

valleyfair:

now there’s actual solid evidence that dicovery’s shark week is as garbage as I always thought it was

(Source: gameandwatch)

yungtapatio:

feelknower1993:

badbilliejean:

flawlessxqueen:

This is the young man that was walking with Mike Brown,

Must Watch.

Dorian Johnson yall. Confident and clear. Bless him.

Fuck man. /: