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halesass:

It’s season eight of Teen Wolf. Jeff Davis sits in front of the computer, answering fandom question.

“Are the blue eyes going to be explained?” one question reads.

Jeff starts crying. “WHY,” he yells. Matt hands him a mug of hot chocolate. “It’s okay,” he soothes. “Shhh, it’s…

sonneillonv:

dodgerthirteen:

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

*FALLS OVER LAUGHING*

“You want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so that people can say ‘Wow, isn’t he so terribly brave to love a girl who is so obviously sad?’ You think I’ll be the dark sky so you can be the star? I’ll swallow you whole.”
– Warsan Shire (via creatingaquietmind)

(via nodeer)

bayoubebe:

project-assbutt:

everybody-breaks-a-glass:

iearoh:

ilovemumfy:

cutiepie-cas:

consultingpianistinthetardis:

fantasticsteve:

damn-a-frica:

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

idk man i think its pronounced gif

imagine how is touch the sky

Dammit, Moon Moon!

if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing

SUPERWHOLOCK thingy

is that john green

*surprised patrick*

ehehehehehe LOKI’D

Bitch I might be!

seblainesparkles:

johnlocked-me-out-of-the-tardis:

seblainesparkles:

ways to help period pains

• prescription painkillers
• sleep
• hot water bottle
• blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan 
• deep breaths 
• hot drinks

gettin blood shouldn’t be a problem

COMMENT OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR 2013-FOREVER 

(via osointricate)

geekboots:

le-le-lestrade:

dhampirkhaleesi:

My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.

so you’re the next generation smut writer

(via soloontherocks)

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

(via soloontherocks)